The theme of my life seems to be geeking out about various things and then (sometimes) losing interest. I think it's because I'm still five at heart.
You guys are so right! That girl Alana from last night’s Toddlers & Tiaras was saying some pretty wacky things! Where does she get this stuff from? Kids today!
[Random quotes generated by the perennial favorite, The Nietzche Family Circus]
nothing beats nietzsche gifs on a friday night. not even having a life.
HOLDE MINE HAIR
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
frolic hard
ye olde club-scene
one lives but a single time
(Source: preparetobawl)
mitt romney sings baby
(via tributefromdistrict12-)
(Source: thetvscreen, via thebookworm)
(Source: salanderstark, via tributefromdistrict12-)
(Source: tinyasfuck, via i-aint-bovvered)
One century ago, on the night of 14-15 april 1912, the RMS Titanic sank in the North Atlantic Ocean after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton to New York City.
Gross sobbing.
(Source: nami64)
As long as women’s natural body hair is called disgusting and inappropriate while men’s isn’t, I am a feminist.
As long as I can’t watch an episode of a popular sitcom without having to sit through multiple sexist comments or “jokes”, I am a feminist.
As long as women have to face the rational fear of being sexually assaulted every time they walk home past dark while men don’t, I am a feminist.
As long as misogyny exists in any country in this world, I am a feminist.
As long as women are being raped, then stoned to death or forced to marry their rapist, I am a feminist.
As long as companies promote men to manager when there are women who are equally as or better qualified, because they find that men look more authoritative, I am a feminist.
As long as women (her choice of clothes, her friendly nature, her weakness, her choice to drink alcohol) get blamed when men rape them, I am a feminist.
As long women’s opinions on online social networks are dismissed with phrases like “tits or gtfo”, “get back to the kitchen”, “are you pms’ing?”, I am a feminist.
As long as dressing like a women is degrading for men and as long as men are insulted with phrases like “you throw like a woman”, clearly implying that being like a woman is shameful, I am a feminist.
As long as both men are women are expected to work, but taking care of children and the household are still largely considered a woman’s job, I am a feminist.
As long as boys and girls are treated differently, expected to act differently, and surrounded by different toys and colours from the day they are born, I am a feminist.
As long as topless women aren’t allowed in public unless they’re one the cover of a men’s magazine, I am a feminist.
As long as women who have sex frequently are generally told they are “sluts”, “lacking self-respect” and “lacking morals” by both men and women, while men who frequently have sex are “just being men” and it’s “natural for them”, I am a feminist.
As long as there are places where women have to pay more for health insurance than men, I am a feminist.
As long as men experience situations with equal gender representation as female-dominated, and don’t consider a group discussion equal unless there are significantly more men then women participants (as has been proven), I am a feminist.
As long as there are men who think it’s their wife or girlfriend’s duty to have sex with him whenever he wants, I am a feminist.
As long as the word feminism (“the movement aimed at equal rights for women”) has a negative connotation, I am a feminist.
As long as misogynist people exist, I am a feminist.
(via vaguelybritishme)
Hey, chief.
I might be wrong, but I think we’re about to hit an iceburg.
This makes me… scared of the iceburg.
(Source: lackadaisydreams, via vaguelybritishme)
fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:
And this was one father’s reply:
I have recently discovered that you live dissolutely, preferring play to work, and strumming a guitar while others are at their studies.
Not much has changed, it appears.